Chasing away the wrinkles - - - by VOTING (?)

I have a birthday coming up pretty soon. 

I'll be 72. 

While I have, for years, preached about age being just a number and not worrying about it too much, I feel like these past 4 years have been pretty tough. 

Oy. 

Where IS that dewy complexion anyhow?! 

So, in search of my very own Fountain of Youth, I've discovered that I can, by golly, erase a few pesky old wrinkles, freckles and the dreaded "age spots" via the magic of "photo enhancement." 

Since we so rarely leave the house, who's to know what I really look like anyway?! 

Wrinkles - Be Gone! 

Those horrid "brackets" aka "laugh lines" (HAhaHAhaHA) around your mouth - Gone!! 

Crows Feet (WHO came up with that?!) - Fly Away!

 Beware though. 

Warning - Warning - Warning - - - If you try this ancient, magical trick of "air brushing" be very careful - too much and not only do you lose all your wrinkles, etc., you lose "you." 

Instead of the wrinkled self you've grown into and earned, you can become a ghost! 

For real! 

Just saying. 

There was a photo I played with for so long, it disappeared. 

But I did come up with a "real me" pic and a "what I would look like if it weren't for trump" pic. 

Now that I've told you my secret, if you only see me here at Meanderings and Muses, or at Facebook, you will think I am forever young. 

And I probably would be if not for trump.

 

So.

Help an old gal out, will ya?

Vote!

Vote him out!

Maybe all my wrinkles (etc) will go away and all our lives can return to normal.

So mote it be.