Ooh, baby, don't we love our guns

 

This country is so broken.

But, hey, don't we love our guns?

Kids are afraid to go to school.

Parents are afraid to send them.

But, hey, don't we love our guns?

Ban books, man, they are dangerous!!

But keep your hands off our guns.

Pro life?  Yeah, sure, until you're born.

Hey, sorry about that baby formula, but you hang on and maybe you'll grow up and some day own a gun.

'Cause hey, this is the USA, the only country in the world where mass shootings are a thing.

But our government wants you to love your guns.

Those babies that died today?  They might have lived if they'd all had guns.

Right?!

Man oh man, don't we love our guns.

This country is broken, but it sure does know how to pray.

But God knows we love our guns, so dead babies is the price we're gonna pay.

Again

And again

And again

Sing it!

Loud and proud now -

We do love our guns.

Keep your fucking hands off the guns.